Ha-ha! Laughing out loud to the idea of body pillows dragged around on ropes! I was imaging the movie Home Alone when Kevin was maneuvering multiple ropes with figures to make them appear real, but in this case acting as "humpees" for doggy humpers.
Talking about small dogs, that cute as a button, fluffy female Pomeranian you may have seen in some of the demos, was actually fixated on wanting to hump my arm every time I was typing on the computer. 🤪